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NPCs react differently depending on their age - some will laugh and clap at others getting hurt while others will run away in terror. EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMERWreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else).Yes they all can be used to hurt and maim. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, guns, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. LIMITLESS INTERACTIONPick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects.

Complete challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends’ limbs off!

SANDBOX MULTIPLAYERPlay alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer.

Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end…

ONE MISSION: RETIRE!Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home.

DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOMEComplete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it?.

BREAK A NECKDiscover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can break you and you can break your everything. Finally, you have found something in common with your grandparents. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the world: the dream you didn’t know you had until now.

BE OLD, BE BOLDYou get to be an old person.

So with society wishing you dead, isn’t it finally time to live a little?

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To make things worse, you’ve just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care. How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already? With no one to cover your living costs, you - just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to survive on your own.

There isn’t anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren’t having any children. About This Game Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator.